sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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