brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Randomize
