Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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