people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
