so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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