very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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