Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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