so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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