In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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