making cat noises will not fix the situation.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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