i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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