I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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