So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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