Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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