I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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