have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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