After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
