She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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