did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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