If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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