We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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