It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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