And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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