another moral hangover. fuck.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My pussy is not your playground.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
you made out with another girl for some wings
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