While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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