Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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