But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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