Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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