My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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