Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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