I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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