I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
this will be a night to untag.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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