What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Sext me about skeletons
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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