like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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