White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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