i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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