Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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