NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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