I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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