All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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