he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Ladies don't puke and tell
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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