No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
