Non-Jews are for practice
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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