may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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