I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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