Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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