Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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