i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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