Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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