so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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