she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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