I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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