only if we run a train.
done.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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