wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
